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Post by The Flangers on Jan 4, 2006 22:20:57 GMT -5
Dear "Old" Mr. Davis, Thank you for your concerns Mr. Davis. The Flangers have considered your words of wisdom, however, we find them "outdated," and "beyond our years." The King WILL remain. He has served me well....giving me my Superbowl victory. Again, Thank-You: Sincerely, "Young" Jake
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Post by Ceremony on Jan 4, 2006 22:23:10 GMT -5
When are we gonna have the ceremony? I'm very eager to see my marvolous plauqe with the word "Flangers." hopefully this Saturday will work 4 everyone.....
Sincerely, ;DYour Superbowl Champion
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Post by Mack Attack on Jan 5, 2006 13:23:26 GMT -5
Well, it appears the young un is impatient. The trophy is in the clutches of the ownership firm for Sweet Emotion. Once I get an army together to pull it out of his mitts it will be engraved. As for Super Bowl winnings, they were spent long ago with the realization in mind that you are supposed to be in this for the glory of it, not cash. Sorry to dissapoint you, but you should have known better than that from the beginning. Us evil conivers needed beer money, and where did you think the money came from for the Vegas trip? I am suprised at you. Better luck next season. By the way, the mascot goes!!!!! Your Commish
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Post by Mack Attack on Jan 5, 2006 13:38:17 GMT -5
A request from the Commish: Which date works the best for everyone Saturday the 7th or 14th. Sunday the 8th or 15th, or something else? Please let me know as soon as possible. We'll see what we can get going here. Sounds like Jake may already be making Dave's life miserable. It could be a long 2006 for one of them. Please let me know what date works the best for all of you for the PARTY !!!!! Thank you, Your Commish
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Post by mrdavis on Jan 5, 2006 16:54:20 GMT -5
I see Jake does not take the contraction threat seriously. Looks like we will not have to worry about a repeat champion. As head of the disciplinary committee I have no choice but to put to a league wide vote to eliminate all team mascots that wear tights and have bad wardrobes. Regarding the ceremony, the Black Widows and myself have to check our weekend work schedules and will get back to you. Just a reminder, the league will vote on the contraction issue at either the trophy presentation or the draft, depending on a decision by Jake about his mascot. Thank you, and have a great day.
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Post by Mack Attack on Jan 6, 2006 13:39:36 GMT -5
A thought for young Jake to ponder: There are a number of teams concerned with your current mascot. Keeping in mind it was never officially approved by the league and the league office. Mr. Davis graciously accepted the position of being in charge of discipline in this league. There was at one point some riff-raff going on, and the Commish realized it was time for some associates and their imput and help. Mr. Davis was offered and accepted his current position. It was voted upon and passed. Since then, the riff-raff has been eliminated. The following franchises have already been contracted under his tenure: Miller Time, Run & Bite Me, Little Giants, Big Dawgs, French Connection, Chumps, and I'm running out of break time but there are others. I would take this VERY seriously if I were you. Just thought I'd give you that thought. Have a great day, and thank you for playing in the NNFFL. Your Commish
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Post by Grenadiers on Jan 7, 2006 12:12:15 GMT -5
It seems that there is a lot of hostility toward the Super Bowl Champion, and rightly so. Considering that the Flanger King couldn't give a rat's ass thoughout the regular season then ran roughshod over the over-rated competition in the playoffs. But if anything I'm more offended by the pink helmet than the lightning quick guy in tights who plays "both ways"!!!!!
The best day for the Grenadiers would be the Sun the 22nd. That or any Saturday early, Just know we'd have to leave early because of the work schedule.
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Post by Mack Attack on Jan 9, 2006 13:20:10 GMT -5
Well, it looks as though the party is officially on the 22nd at the Davis residence. Food and beverage will be provided by the rest of the league. Please do not bring any products from Burger King. The party could be the rise and fall of a swinging mascot. The Commish would appreciate it if the Black Widow could kindly take a moment and send an official invitation to Hank. It would be nice to have him included. Thank you. He could end up being the sixth player if a certain mascot ends up taking a franchise down. Your Commish
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Post by Mack Attack on Jan 10, 2006 13:18:23 GMT -5
Hi Everybody, Last night Hank called me, I didn't call him, he called me one of the first things he brought up was fantasy football. I invited him to the party, and even offered him a ride. He said he was busy that day. Would the rest of you mind calling him and put a little pressure on. I normally wouldn't give this out, but his phone number is 952-431-6211. Any help with him would be appreciated. I thank you in advance for your cooperation. I also figured out the money situation, and would like to talk things over on the phone with individuals to make sure the numbers jive. Before getting to the party. Have a good day, and thank you for participating in the NNFFL. Your Commish
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Post by Grenadiers on Jan 10, 2006 15:44:53 GMT -5
I just called Hank and had a nice breif conversation with him. I told him how highly Tim, Bob, and Jen talked of him and how much it would mean to you guys to have him back next year. Of course he didn't commit but he got a good laugh out of it!!!!
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Post by Mack Attack on Jan 12, 2006 13:08:52 GMT -5
Hi I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for their efforts with Hank. I believe we will be successful. By the way, he doesn't like the mascot in question either!! See you all on the 22nd!!!! Your Commish
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Post by mrdavis on Jan 13, 2006 8:44:37 GMT -5
i spoke to Hank yesterday,and believe he will be back to join us next year. He did however ask why we had a mascot that seemed to be a little light in the loafers, and belonged on a ad for the circus instead of for what should be a warrior game. During my discussion with him I realized it would take the contraction of the BURGER KING GUY , to get him to come back. Therefore as head of the disciplinary committee I would like you all to be prepared to vote on the contraction of this mascot . Keep in mind that if passed the contraction of said mascot will be IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT!!!!!!!!! Any further contact with Hank should be put on hold, so that we do not drive him away. He will be back from vacation at the beginning of march. Remember please be ready to vote on several issues for next year at our party!!!!!!!
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Post by Mack Attack on Jan 13, 2006 13:25:36 GMT -5
I would think that with a parent who is a computer guru it really should not be that hard of a project to come up with a new mascot that would be more acceptable to the league. In addition to other discussions at the meeting, it would be nice if we could possibly even offer suggestions to the young one in order to help him out with this crucial decision. A horse shoe perhaps. Any suggestions I'm sure would be appreciated. See you the 22nd!!! Your Commish
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Post by mrdavis on Jan 16, 2006 0:22:58 GMT -5
Much like retailers have a countdown of shopping days left until Christmas, we will be having a countdown of days until the CONTRACTION OF THE BURGER KING GUY!!!! The number is at 6 days as of now. HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME THINKING ABOUT THE CONTRACTION OF THE BURGER KING GUY!!!!!!!
Mr. Davis- Disciplinary Committee Chairman
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Post by Grenadiers on Jan 16, 2006 10:59:40 GMT -5
Funny how defeat makes some people bitter, hard, and angry. But at least there is next year!!!
Please be forwarned that the web site will be going down after the party on the 22nd for a major overhaul. I hope to have it back up within a reasonable amount of time. (wiggle room)
Maybe there will be no more discussion about the blasted Football King
Maybe there will be nothing but Burger King video's and Kenny Mayne's event!!!
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